Bugs: oh... still super disturbing but... it’s about your boyfriend so it’s better I guess. Imma go bleach my eyes since I’m only 13
*thomas starts blaring ear rape Thomas the tank engine theme at full volume*
Thomas; no no no no no no!
*vaporizes the shotgun*
Thomas: nananannananannanannanannna I can do whatever I want and you aren’t stopping me
Bugs: Thomas...
Thomas; shut it brother!
Thomas: he isn’t gonna listen to you anymore! Muahahhahhha
*makes it so lux can only move super slowly*
Thomas: ahahahhahaha
Bugs: hex! You have to get out of here and get help! Now! I’ll hold them off
Bugs: cmon guys! Run! Get to shelter! Go to where hex and the others are! I can hold him off
*he holds the pole like a sword*
Bugs: come at me ya dumb werewolf
Bugs: I will not bow down to my psychotic brothers reign. I will not let him take over. Hiiiiyaaaa!
*he throws the pole super hard at thomas*
Thomas: bruh
*it falls short cause he’s literally the moon*
Thomas: good luck even getting to me. I’m in space! You guys can’t even breathe there!
Bugs: I’m pretty sure some of them can
Thomas: you can’t!
Bugs: I can turn into a robot and then I can
*turns into his robot form*
Bugs: thank you and I am literally not even in my robot form right now!
Thomas: haha idiots
*bugs slaps him in the face and drags him off and throws him in a dumpster before coming back*
Bugs: anyway
*thomas comes back*
Thomas: ha! Sparky is so ugleeeee
*bugs Chokes him until he passes out and then lets him fall to the ground*
Bugs:*sighs* 15 year olds am I right?
Bugs: I mean I’m only 13 and have seen way more then I should have. I even saw my brother get brutally murdered and saw my own bloodied body from above, being a ghost and all. And now I have seen vore, rape and much more shit