There's someone worse than dumbledore

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We caught a raccoon

Harry Potter puns can slytherin to any conversation.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses? Nobody nose.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why was Harry Potter sent to the office? Because he was cursing in class.

AHHHHHHAHHHHAAAAHHHH

What did the comedian say to Harry Potter? "Why so Sirius?"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How do Death Eaters freshen their breath? With Dementos.

AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call the entrance to a magical gym? A Dumbbell door.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light-hearted. The fifth one was dead Sirius.

XD

How much does it cost to watch Harry Potter play his favorite sport? A quid each.

*actually dying*

Hows does Voldemort enter a room? He slithers in.

i think i speak for every potterhead in existance when i say these jokes are hilarious

*more dying*

What does Harry Potter have that The Dark Lord doesn’t? A nose.

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