David Ayres; David Ayer; Wrote a bunch of respectable L.A-based crime films in the 2000's; Works as a Zamboni driver for the Toronto Maple Leafs; Defeated his own team as an emergency goalie for the Hurricanes; Directed a movie that's basically "Crash" with orcs; Somehow made the worst movie in a franchise with 3 films directed by Zack Snyder; Somehow became Carolina's most reliable goaltender last season, and an honorary citizen of Raleigh