My uncle got me a sp1 for when we went to his house and it was kinda fun. We stopped going because my mother's boyfriend was a dick, but not before I learned how to:
Punch a man very hard
Beat the crap out of my brother in a random fighting game

He ain't telling anyone, but he says someone knows who he is

I just made this

I know right! He sounds like the God in the bible!

oh so that's you

Holy sh*t this guy is an anti Minecraft fortnite player. I’m gonna kill this man...