I actually almost died once doing this at a hotel....

oh yea

more than 60 adults die each year from falling out of bed

wait, r they all like 90+ yrs old?

idk

lol

how do you know that?

I took a quiz telling me how i would die...

oooh...interesting.. how would you die?

I got dying in Jumanji lol

Thats a great way to die, you get 3 lives in total. i feel like i am gonna die in an accident.

i guess dying in Jumanji isn't so bad

no, its not.

I believe it...I was almost part of that statistic. Well, not adult but... ya know

ye it's even worse when you fall out of a loft bed. don't ask

Ouch

The problem was that I scraped my neck on the corner of the dresser. If it had dug in deeper....well, ya know. Twas only a scratch though praise God!

wow oh the other day i was opening a pack of cookies but I had to stab the package to open it and when I stabbed it (with a very sharp knife) I stabbed my finger right to the bone ;-;

Ouch. Very ouch

yes

or when your body does that fake fall thing

Ohhhh, I've had that!

i hate that so much

WOT

I am Slep Men

Oh this happened to me except I stayed asleep.

LOL

That's impressive XD

Well that's a good thing I should say!

Well for some reason I had a dream we’re my bed was on top a huuuuuuge palm tree and then my bed flew off of it and when it hit the ground I woke up face flat on the floor

Well it seems accurate!

wut

GROSS! THIS IS WEIRDING ME OUT IM OUTTA HERE

WHAT DID HE SAY

a troll about me deleting, that was weird, so I deleted the comments

oh ok ok ok od safok jsdfo

"BE MY DADDY OR IM GONNA DELETE"
it was WWEEEIIIRRDD

ew

ikr

S T A L C C

Boi

:D

lol, it was a troll, someone dared me to troll him, and I picked this approach, I very much regret it now,lol

THAT WAS WEIRD WHAT DA HEY BRO

idk, lol, I de;leted the comments though, lol

lol okay

don't worry, I don't plan on deleting any time soon, lol

GOOD

what's up with halfwhitmemes though? why she deleting?!

IDKKK

YEA, WHY IS SHE DELETING, WHY NOT JUST LEAVE FOR A BIT

boi

lol, sorry

wait what?

troll, ok, lool, no ones deleting

kjldfsa