Me: Um, please don't jump to conclusions, but I'm actually a Lesbian.
Girl: Wow, do you think about girl's junk?
Me: Do you think about guys'-
Girl: OMG wait do you have a crush on any girls in our grade?
Me: That's actually kinda how it wor-
Girl: DO YOU LIKE ME??
Me: Wh- F**K no.
Girl: But ur gay, don't you like all the girls you meet?
Me: Well you're straight, do you like all guys you meet?
Girl: SO AM I CUTE?
Me: Go ask someone who cares.