A QUIZ FOR TRUMP SUPPORTERS; YOU AND DONALD TRUMP ARE ALONE IN THE OVAL OFFICE. TRUMP RIPS A GARGANTUAN CONCUSSION GRENADE OF A FART THAT MAKES YOUR EYES WATER AND YOUR NOSE HAIRS BURN. TRUMP IMMEDIATELY DENIES IT. WHO DO YOU BELIEVE FARTED? A. YOU B. THE DEMOCRATS C. THE DEEP STATE D. NO ONE – THE FART IS A HOAX