TONY ABBOTT IS APPOINTED AS UK TRADE SECRETARY.. #METOO AND ALPHABET MAFIA: MOBILISE AND START MAKING MEMES QUOTING BAD THINGS THAT HE DEFINITELY SAID BECAUSE WE SAID HE SAID THEM. DON'T WORRY - ALL THE EVIDENCE YOU NEED IS THAT IT'S INSIDE QUOTATION MARKS. NO ONE WILL QUESTION IT.