NEWS STATIONS ARE FAKE NEWS
NEWSPAPERS ARE FAKE NEWS
SCIENTISTS ARE FAKE NEWS
EDUCATORS ARE FAKE NEWS
THE W.H.O. IS FAKE NEWS
THE CDC IS FAKE NEWS
DOCTORS ARE FAKE NEWS
EXPERTS ARE FAKE NEWS
CHILDREN WHO WANT TO MAKE THE EARTH A BETTER PLACE ARE FAKE NEWS (AND THE ENEMY)
DEMOCRATS ARE FAKE NEWS
REPUBLICANS THAT DON'T AGREE WITH TRUMP ARE FAKE NEWS
STATISTICS ARE FAKE NEWS; BUT A FAILED REALITY TV STAR WITH AND EXHAUSTIVE TRAIL OF LIES AND A LIFETIME OF PROMISCUITY, FAILED BUSINESSES, RACIST REMARKS, MISOGYNISTIC REMARKS, AND SHADY BUSINESS DEALINGS IS YOUR ONE BEACON OF TRUTH.