It was hard work but finally...we're friends..

ME AND A LIBERAL USED TO DESPISE EACH OTHER. WE'D FIGHT ALL THE TIME AND BEING IN THE SAME ROOM WAS ENOUGH TO START AN ARGUMENT. ONE DAY I DECIDED TO BUILD BRIDGES AND GET HIM TO BECOME A GOOD FRIEND; SO I WENT TO MEXICO, CROSSED THE BORDER ILLEGALLY, BEAT UP A WHITE GUY, ROBBED A STORE, COLLECTED WELFARE, RESISTED ARREST AND BLAMED EVERYONE ELSE FOR MY ACTIONS... HE'S COMING AROUND TO WATCH THE GAME TONIGHT