If you die 's not my fault

*goes in and runs into the upstairs and nukes the entire place*

*snaps and the house is back* I've been prepared ever since I put the spawner in the basement.

impresssive

*goes back to whatever I'm supposed to be doing rn*

nuking mine, rember?

oh right

Fine, just ignore the dead bodies in there, and, uh, have fun.
(I've decided to type like I'm actually talking so it's going to have a lot of uhs)

Ok. *pulls out diamond sword*(ik that's not the strongest because of the update but idfc)

*meanwhile in there me and Zero are having a pvp battle.....*

*watches* that's normal

bruh

Lol

No it's not
there's a wither in there
and a mutant creeper

Thats normal (I had to battle 3 withers before in survival so I'm all set)

0.0
please leave

Nah

leave

Nopeeee

Leave. Or I'll go full Harry Potter mode on you.

Try me *ear flicks*

*pulls out wand* I don't want to, but I'll do it!

Go ahead *shadows flow from eyes*

Avifors! *you turn into a bird*

now get out before I make you.

Bird form: nope

Incendio. (you do know what that does right?)

(Uh, nope)

(It sets the target on fire)

(Should've known. Yet my irl name means blistering fire)

-_- you gonna duel me or keep sitting there

As a bird?

Fine I'll turn you back. *turns you back* NOW DUEL ME!

*grabs sword* okay

Expelliarmus. *sword flies out of your hand*

Sorry if this isn't very nice, but you aren't very good at this.

I know =_=

You do have a wand at least right?

HmMmM nOoO

Well then this will be boring. You're still on fire, by the way.

*walcc down there* Whats going here

Get out!
*creepers surround you and start flashing*

*puts a riot shield around me* nah

What the hell is that supposed to do

It's a blast resistant riot shield. It can withstand major explosives

oh ok

NOW EXPLODE

I don't think they see you anymore, hiding behind that shield.

It's a glass Shield bro

Oh (you never told meh!)
*creepers still walk around confused*
Um, they're smarter than the average creepers, you know?

(sry, thought you knew what a riot shield was)
*Lift up shield*

*the creepers run towards you*
Ahhhhhhhhh shet.

EXPLODE BIATCHES

*they start flashing*
Oh jesus.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*they explode*
Crap.

*puts the riot shield down right before they explode*

okay, Dynamite, Flashy, and Nuke exploded.
*jots that down*

Wot

I give them names! What else?

Idk

Oh and I think nameless #16 exploded.

Ok

Yeah.