If you die 's not my fault

*goes in and runs into the upstairs and nukes the entire place*

*snaps and the house is back* I've been prepared ever since I put the spawner in the basement.

impresssive

*goes back to whatever I'm supposed to be doing rn*

nuking mine, rember?

oh right

*gives pizza*

*comes down* *triggers creepers* *comes back up* *house explodes*

Me who rebuilds my house every week:Meh.

then i come back every week

bruh

Xd

I don't need people blowing up my house. I don't deserve it, alright?

I don't need people blowing up my house. I don't deserve it, alright?

I made this comment a month ago

I don't need people blowing up my house. I don't deserve it, alright?

Lol

it's true.

*comes down*

*spawns TNT on your hole, lights it, and repeats*

I blocked the whole idiot

well that's about to change.

*wait*

*crashes into the hole you're in*

*holds up shield*

Can’t use your shield in thy air

Dude, I've already fell down.

Not before I slashed you

*spawns a wither and covers self in obsidian* have fun dealing with that!

The wither can break opsidian

wait, it can? Well, you're closer to it so...

So?

The skulls they fire don't destroy obsidian. They destroy obsidian. Here it comes, get your bow ready.

Nope I use sword

(I locked the door btw)

*puts a pressure plate down and opens it*

*there are stuff scattered all over the floor and I'm sitting in the middle holding a gun* what are you doing here?

*pulls out shield and netherite sword* Idk

Get out before they notice you.

Nu

Just get out! *snipes you on the head with bow*

*ducks behind the shield* wanna play that way huh

*takes out enchanted netherite sword and a shield* yep.

Me who has won more pvp tournaments within my school and friends then you can dream: alrighty

it's not close to the ground enough for you to shoot it.

It won't come down unless you damage it first.

I will wait *digs down*

It will come down when it heals itself, and if you don't damage it, it won't come down.

Exactly

So you need to damage it at least if you want it to come down.

Never said I did

you know what, forget it. Deal with this. *spawns mutant creeper with a command block* I've got the mutant creatures mod on. Deal with this.

Me camping underground: No

Piston.

Yeah that’s a redstone thing so what?

*flicks a lever and a hole opens up beneath you*

*quickly placed cobblestone* no

*flicks another lever and gravel falls on you*

*pulls out shovel and mines it* bruh

*flicks a lever and I fall into a hole into a minecart system* buh bye.

Ok I get thy loot

*jumps on you from above* SIKE!

*slashes you with sword* double sike