DOOR KNOCKERS/BELL RINGERS PLEASE NOTE:
THIS HOUSEHOLD CHARGES $100 PER MINUTE TO LISTEN TO DOOMSDAY PROPHECIES, FUND-RAISING SCHEMES, RELIGIOUS WARNINGS AND SALES PITCHES. THIS CHARGE IS PAYABLE IN ADVANCE! BY KNOCKING ON THIS DOOR AND/OR RINGING THE DOOR BELL, YOU CONFIRM YOUR AGREEMENT WITH THE TERMS OUTLINED ABOVE. REMEMBER - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND HAVE A BLESSED ONE!
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