A LOVELY TROPICAL RESORT,
WELCOME TO BEAUTIFUL
GUANTANAMO, CUBA. SUNNY AND 80 DEGREES
YEAR ROUND, ASIDE FROM THE
OCCASIONAL HURRICANE. Breaking: Dateline, November 4, 2020
President has ordered the immediate implementation of 18 U.S. Code § 2384. Seditious conspiracy; If two or more persons in any State or Territory,
or in any place subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, conspire to overthrow, put down, or to destroy by force the Government of the United States, or to levy war against them, or to oppose by force the authority thereof,
or by force to prevent, hinder, or delay the execution of any law of the United States, or by force to seize,take, or possess any property
of the United States contrary to the authority thereof,
they shall each be fined under this title or imprisoned
not more than twenty years, or both. YOU'RE WELCOME AMERICA.
