Stickdanny reviews: YTP Paper Mario’s big bouncy body (Requested by The_Fake_Olivia)

Sunstorm: yes.....

Wave: HOW DID YOU ESCAPE

Stickdanny:HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN ESCAPE? ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO DO SO

Hex: there’s literally a 0% chance you can’t escape my insides.

Sunstorm: I have my ways, now give me the paper

Leafy: about that...

*Hex is munching on the paper.*

Wave: good job hex

*Wave eats Sunstorm again*

Sunstorm: go***mnit

Hex: he probably f**ked even more paper than I did.

Leafy: ... (her mind: LUIGI NOOOOOOOOOOOO-)

Sunstorm: I cloned Olivia

Frost: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Wave: shut up Sunstorm

Hex: ...actually no, SHES spared because my crotch hurts from that Italian piece of paper.

Rerat: eeeeeeeeee

Ezlo: what is your name

Orange: my name is Steve-

Hex: who tf names someone Blooberry?

Bloo: I HEARD THAT.

Ezlo: this clone is named rerat for f**ks sake

Wave: kill it

Hex: shitty ass name.

Rémi: 0^0

Hex: let me guess... YOU only exist because that clone’s name reminds everyone of a rat like you.

Rerat: daddy?

Ezlo: o-o

*Hex just blushed even more for some go***mn reason.*

Hex: well... you can call me that.

Leafy: OH MY GOD NO-

*Rerat tries to hug hex*

Ezlo: wtf is this

Hex: heh...

Leafy: man... at least he’s not getting an erec-

Cryo: shhhhh- DON’T mention that.

Wave: *is eating Sunstorm* he isn’t getting the type of paper he wants

Stickdanny:huh, Neat

Wave: and he will probably die

Stickdanny:and definitely too

Wave: he better

Orange: except he’s getting this paper instead.

*Orange pulls out a life sized paper Luigi except there’s a hole in his crotch.*

Hex: ah yes... there was blood in my pants because of that and everyone thought that I was on my period.

Stickdanny:Jeez man! You really put your dick inside that thing?

Hex: don’t believe me? Here you go.

*He pulls down his pants, revealing his scarred... you get the idea.*

Leafy: YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT.

Reddy: too bad I lost my precious balls...

Stickdanny:what the actual *gag*

Hex: *blushes* I-I know...

Hex: I ate them anyway.

Stickdanny:wow