Aliens built the pyramids; BREAKING NEWS, AN EXPLORER HAS FOUND THE LEGENDARY SCROLL OF TRUTH AND HAS FOUND OUT THAT ALIENS DID BUILD THE PYRAMIDS. THE UN IS PLANNING TO WAGE INTERPLANETARY WAR. STAY TUNED FOLKS, THIS COULD GET UGLY. The humans have discovered the truth. They mean to wage war. We’ll have to send down one guy to take them down. Who’ll go? 🤬 NO! Not me; I’ll go; Farewell soldier, you were always my favourite; WE WON! THEIR BRAINS LITERALLY FRIED UPON SEEING ME!
