HanaACK syndrome.

Bugs: who is he in love with
Walter: wdym?
Bugs: I’m smart so I know what that disease is
Walter: ya wanna fight?!
Bugs: nope

Leafy: IDK AAAAAA-

Hex: .—.

Bugs; hex, you can tell me, it’s alright, I can help you work through this
Walter: what are you? A psychologist?
Bugs: shut up

Orange: neeeeeeeeerd-

Elder: well I’m proud of being a nerd thank you very f**king much.

Bugs: shut up you dog anyway hex, I can help you

Hex: *cough* really?

Bugs: yeah, just talk to me
Walter: dude you are weird. And nobody wants to talk to a robot about their feelings
Bugs: shut up fricking elf

Elder: I have to agree with Walter-

Bugs; I can turn into my human form if that’s more comfortable
Walter: bruh

Hex: I.. think so...

Bugs: well then go talk to her. Confess how you feel, if she’s not interested, we can work on how to feel better

Bugs: hey man have you talked to her yet?

Hex: ...

Bugs: talk to me man

Bugs: talk to me hex! Be open! I’m not gonna tell anyone else

Hex: I guess..

*he just covers his face.*

*meanwhile.*

Orange: DURRR I’M ALIVE AHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Elder: well later on you’ll wish you weren’t.

*walter starts chanting some weird spell and floats upwards, his pupils disappearing*
Bugs: ok and I’ve heard that she’s just randomly eaten you before and she also is kinda into someone else. Do you think she could be the cause of this?

Hex: w-well.. I don’t actually know who I like but some of my friends did ship me with this person named Blaze.

Bugs: hmm you don’t know who but shipped with blaze. Well I’ve dealt with blaze a lot so... do you think she’s cute? Attractive?

Elder: Ik Walt.

Walter: don’t call me walt

Hex: ...deal.

Orange: durrr okay Walt Disney.

*waltef grabs orange and does a back flip, slamming him into the ground and breaking his neck*
Walter: anyone else?
Bugs: ok so let’s go somewhere where no one else is
*he teleports them to a random empty room*
Bugs: ok so who is it that you like but doesn’t feel the same towards you?

Orange: WALT-

Elder: NO ORANGE.

Walter: I am highly trained in killing people, so don’t call me that
Bugs: hex is it a deal or not?

Hex: I’m not sure...

Leafy: ŌŌ___ŌŌ weirdos.

Bugs: I’m just gonna help you deal with it. I’m anyone gonna tell anyone. It’s just between you and me ok?
Walter: this whole conversation sounds weird

Leafy: ಠಠ_ಠಠ

Bugs: I was a human before I got killed and became a robot. Hex, do you wanna talk or not?

Mixmellow:what did you eat? Potato wedges?

Leafy: https://fanlore.org/wiki/Hanahaki_Disease I’m scared AF now-

Cryo: calm down..

Mixmellow:eep!