It takes me a minute to walk over to school

Yeah so Timmy, I walked through 49 Septillion Km of Snow at -98 Celsius and I was also naked then we had to zipline across the Hell Chasm where one of my classmates died ya'know oh yeah we also travelled there uphill then we got ambushed by the Italian mafia with Machine guns and had to travel through an ancient Lovecraftian Horror desert then we had to go to school and Ms.Browning would beat our asses with a whip and then on the return trip an average of 3 people died at a time.

Now where's my pills