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Why do you somehow share the same name as my IRL self? (Well I guess that's a way to reveal my real name)

Logan: idk, it’s my name

Octa: why did you go to that forest?

Logan: Blaze, Galeem, and Dharkon forced me to hang myself there while Rainstorm stopped me

Blaze: edgy

Logan: shut

Octa: did someone record you?

Wave: I was simultaneously there and recorded it

*he shows the footage*

Ezlo: bruh

Octa: did you get hated for it?

Logan: idk

Cloudy: I was there too, Wave was eating bodies

Wave: DONT EXPOSE ME-

Frost: wtf

Hex: I made a hole in a piece of paper and stabbed it with an organ.

Leafy: you f**ked my life sized Paper Luigi I made you c**t.

Frost: HEX WHAT DID YOU DO

Shuriken: understandable, I’m gonna hang myself

Hex: relieved myself?

Leafy: but why did you had to do it to poor Luigi...? Even the tree...

Pixel: we saw you Hex.

Rose: yeah!

Vine: you really like trees.. but you were probably in tree heaven.

Leafy:...Tree Heaven??

Vine: yeah! We saw Hex in that place!

Leafy: ...THAT’S ONE OF THE TREES IN MY F**KING GARDEN YOU DRUNK COMMIE.

Frost: don’t call hex drunk, look at Sunstorm

Sunstorm: BACK AWAY

Frost: he isn’t ok

Wave: YOU TRYING TO DATE ME SUNSTORM

Sunstorm: NO

Cryo: yikes...

Hex: he became the new Brock.

Leafy: you mean the first Gym Leader in Kanto?

Hex: eeyup.

Fireball:why are you such a piss off logan?

Fade: why the hell you flipping me off

Logan: shut up

Fade: do you want me to make your life a literal hell
Nighthaze: I'm here too

Logan: look, it’s my day off, so sorry I guess

Dave: *grabs a Berretta m-9* nobody move or the whole earth is nuked

Logan: do you need mental help?

Dave: nope I'm an assassin and these two are on my list
Fade: go away mortal. git. Anyways, why are you a bee

Logan: because I was born a bee

Fade: like they say, born a bee always a bee

Frost: it’s always like that, replace bee with dumbass and that is Wave

Logan: didn’t he commit Chinese?

Wave: shut up

Nighthaze: do you always fight so much?

Logan: yeah, they fight

Nighthaze: ah okay. Also, are you a dangerous bee?

Logan: yes

Frost: more of a jerk

Nighthaze: burrrrrrrn

Wave: no wonder I saw him in the woods-

Logan: SHUT TF UP

Frost: ._.

Leafy: someone told me that they saw a Russian Guy put his **** inside a hole of a tree.

Fade: do you want me to snap my fingers and bring us all to hell and let you deal with Satan?

Logan: go commit paper Mario origami-

Frost: racist

Wave: that’s it I’m taking you to the meme realm for your racist jokes

Nighthaze: [image]

*Logan gets shoved into a portal*

Wave: now he is gone

*all of my ocs dance*

Wave: but I’ll probably kill him later

Frost: just like all the kids yesterday

Wave: shut tf up

Kyle: what the fu-

Frost: this idiot kills kids as a hobby

Nighthaze: me too. Just not the disabled ones

Jake:Why are you such a bitch
Burn:NO

Logan: go commit Bobby-

Wave: ok buddy it’s time to end up like those bodies in the suicide woods you went to

Frost: ._.

*Jake just shoots logan with a gun*

*Logan dies and Wave is trying to eat him*

Despi: shoot Ezlo next I gotta see wave consume the Paul family