The devil is a part timer in a nutshell

Satan: what are we! Lucifer and Alciel: demons! Satan: what do we want! Lucifer and Alciel: world domination! Satan: are we gonna get it! *silence* Satan: are we gonna try... Alciel:YES!!! Lucifer: nah you can do that there’s this thing here called technology and I prefer that over getting stabbed with a magic lightsaber