WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAKE NOODLE? AN IMPASTA! WHAT IS AN ASTRONAUT'S FAVOURITE COMPUTER PART? THE SPACE BAR. WAIT, IT'S ALL A JOKE? WHY DID THE OREO GO TO THE DENTIST? BECAUSE IT LOST ITS FILLING! WHY DID THE M&M GO TO COLLEGE? IT WANTED TO BE A SMARTIE! I GOT MY DAUGHTER A FRIDGE FOR HER BIRTHDAY GIFT. I CANT WAIT TO SEE HER FACE LIGHT UP WHEN SHE OPEN IT. WHY DID THE NURSE HAVE A RED PEN AT WORK? IN CASE SHE NEEDED TO DRAW BLOOD! HOW DO YOU THROW A SPACE PARTY? YOU PLANET!
