Ice the baby dragon

Leafy: even more dragons with offsprings???

Yes

How big is she?

She’s like the size of a baby elephant

Actually she’s like the size of a pony

Wave: kill the child

Blaze: yes

Ice: *visible confusion*

*A bunch of lightning strikes hit Ice*

Frost: stop attacking Children

Ice: *whimpers*
Frigid: leave my daughter alone!

Wave: no

Frigid: she literally just hatched an hour ago
*Ice starts to cautiously approach wave*
Frigid: no
*she pushes ice back*

Wave: I’m sad I didn’t get the egg, I wanted Scrambled eggs

Frost: r/cursedcomments

Blaze: it is not cursed

Frigid: just leave my damn newborn alone
Thomas: who’s the father?
Frigid: Thomas go away

*Blaze actually pulls Ice into a portal*

Frost: YOU F**KING IDIOT

Wave: HA

Frigid: no!
*she follows*
Bugs: you guys are idiots and jerks
Thomas: I like cheese
Bugs; can you just shut up and leave this to the people’s with brains?

(She can’t follow because It’s on lockdown because yes)

Wave: gonna cry? Because nobody cares about you or your friends

*Bugs and Thomas fall into a portal and Wave leaves*

Frost: children are not-

Despi: you know who you are talking to right?

Frost: oops

Frigid: shut up. I can get someone to do something
Black nightmare: hey frigid. I heard you had a kid. Who’s the father
Frigid: oh wont you shut up? Wait black nightmare please help me!
Black nightmare: why?
Frigid: blaze took her
Black nightmare: took who?
Frigid: ice! My daughter! And bugs and Thomas
Black nightmare: ok I might just save ice because I never even got to meet her but it’s not for you
Frigid: ok whatever

(Black nightmare can’t get in)

Wave: jokes on you I’m gonna dissect the icewing

*he begins doing that*

Black nightmare: let me in. We need to discuss something
Ice: *growls with a mixture of fear and hurt*
*she bites wave*

Blaze: NO

*Wave continues doing it*

Wave: and I’ll shove you in an Oven too, you dumb Icewing

Black nightmare: there must be a rational way to deal with this
*ice blasts wave in the face with ice and escapes, limping away*

(Wave does have the ice element, so he didn’t really care)

*Wave cuts off one of it’s legs*

Blaze: there isn’t dumbass

Black nightmare: she doesn’t even know how to talk or fly yet
Ice: *gives wave puppy eyes*

*Wave tosses the leg to the side*

Despi: dismantling a child seems fun, doesn’t it

Blaze: who gives a shit

*ice lets out a feeble roar*
Black nightmare; at least tell me what you’re planning to do with her

*Wave does it to another leg*

Blaze: none of your business

Black nightmare: I could get kimona if you wanted
Ice: *horrible screeching that makes everyone cringe*

*Wave rips off a wing*

Blaze: she won’t care, ever

Black nightmare: kid’s a newborn, hasn’t done anything wrong yet, she just might care
*ice starts panicking and accidentally scratches wave’s eyeballs out in an attempt to escape*

Wave: OUCH, YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT

*Ice gets the other wing chopped off*

Wave: now where is that oven

Blaze: it’s Frigid’s f**king kid, she won’t care

Black nightmare: if someone, hopefully not frigid, were to raise the kid well, she could turn out fine
*ice starts flailing around, knocking stuff over*

Wave: now I’ll wait until it passes out

*ice keeps flailing around*

Wave: *gets a phone out and scrolls through Sunstorm’s tweeter account posts* shit

*ice finally passed out from bloodloss*

Wave: finally

*Ice gets put in a oven*

Ice: *slight whimpering*
Black nightmare: that’s it
*he calls kimona*

*Kimona purposely doesn’t pick up*

*Wave is scrolling through Tweeter still*

Black nightmare: ugh stupid stupid stupid

Wave: give up, she doesn’t like you

*he is smashing Thomas now*

Black nightmare: you of all people should know that one does not simply give up in that kinda situation ey?

Wave: you can’t do anything, portals are not gonna work for you, so give up

Black nightmare: no

Wave: yes

Black nightmare: N O

Wave: I wonder if the kid is still alive

*he checks the oven*

Wave: Racist nightmare you can’t get in here

Black nightmare: I’m not gonna stop trying
*ice wakes up and realizes she’s being cooked alive and starts panicking*

Wave: you should stop, because nobody will help you

Black nightmare: oof
Frigid: ugh

Wave: I gotta go do something- *he leaves*

*meanwhile in the meme realm*

Spring: who cooked this child?

Wave: not important

Spring: wow... who’s child was it then?

Wave: Frigid’s shitty kid

Spring: dont tell me you will eat it-

*Wave takes the head of it and tosses it at Frigid*

Wave: hopefully someone locks you in their dungeon :)

*frigid starts crying again*

Wave: hahhahahahahaha

*frigid looks up slightly with a glint in her eye*
Katrina: this is bad

*Most of the people there get taken to the meme realm and it goes on lockdown*

*the head disappears*

Katrina: ugh this happens all the time
*frigid lets out a huge roar*
E: wow I don’t think anyone asked
*frigid eats him*

(Wave went to the meme realm)

(Frigid ate E and I know)

Wave: aren’t you gonna avenge that pathetic child of yours?

*frigid opens a portal to the meme realm but can’t get through*
Frigid: ahhhhhhhh

*Wave is seen eating the body*

Wave: oh screw off

*frigid gets even more enraged by this and starts emanating insane levels of power*

Wave: -_- *keeps eating*

Spring: YOU CAN STOP ANYTIME WAVE

Katrina: you are f**king disgusting wave
*frigid creates a huge ball of ice the size of the sun and smashes it into the portal, bouncing it back and forth with her tail*

*the ice ball can’t get in*

Wave: shut up

Katrina: you eat baby dragons? Srsly?
*frigid teleports every god that’s not currently in the meme realm to her and eats them all to gain their powers*

*they literally just teleport away before she does that*

Wave: you are dumbass, both of you

*frigid starts drawing power from mortal civilizations*

*Kimona deletes her*

Katrina; ok honestly you both are retards but you killed and ate her kid wave. I would be mad too

Wave: welcome to Melonren bitch

Katrina: things were plenty insane in wawawater

(stop copying me, I know you are copying me)

Wave: who cares

(I don’t know what I’m doing and it was actually where I got my username from soooo)
Katrina: I don’t know

(Then change it’s name)

Wave: please shut the f**k up

(Ok but it came before my username)
Katrina: no

Wave: shut up before I do the same thing to you

Katrina: whatever weirdo

Wave: get out of the meme realm

Katrina: you can’t force me to leave, this is my home

*shes still freaking out*

Wave: this is funny

Black nightmare: do I have to unleash my full power?
*ice is starting to succumb to the heat*

Wave: you still can’t get in because only Ezlo, me, Blaze, and the creators of this multiverse have access

Black nightmare; I think I know a guy

Wave: he doesn’t know you idiot

Black nightmare; I wasn’t saying that. I was saying I can contact him if you don’t let me the f**k in

Wave: we aren’t letting you in, and he never picks up or answers

Black nightmare; I know where he is though

Wave: you can’t make him do anything

Ezlo: he has a point, he does his own thing

Black nightmare: last time I left he called my name and begged me to come back so you never know

Wave: corrupted dumbass

Black nightmare: yaknow what? I don’t even care about the baby anymore. I just want you dead, so I’m gonna stall out here until you inevitably come out

*Kimona comes in*

Kimona: get out Black nightmare before I force you, I know everything that happened and I seriously don’t care, get out

Black nightmare; she hasn’t done anything wrong yet. As long as she isn’t raised by frigay, she could grow up to Be good

Kimona: I’m not letting any save the dragon

Wave: I think it is dead now

*ice lets out a terrible, pitiful, sad noise before dying*
Black nightmare: now look what you did

Wave: f**k you

*he opens the oven*

Kimona: leave now Black Nightmare

Black nightmare: it was a poor helpless creature. That noise is gonna haunt me even though I didn’t kill her

Wave: gonna cry, gonna-

Frost: shut up you child murderer

Wave: NO YOU

Black nightmare: I don’t do crying

Wave: I didn’t ask, and that was for Frigid

Black nightmare: oh she’s already weeping over there
*be points to frigid who has frozen tears all over her face*

Wave: *teleports out and becomes Water Vellumental (which is a dragon)* hA

Frost: ._.

Frigid: what do you want idiot?

Wave: keep crying, it’s hilarious

Frigid: no

Wave: your child was so pathetic it was funnier than Harold beating up Galeem

Frigid: don’t push it. What did you even want her for?

Wave: none of your business

Frigid: anything involving my daughter is my business

Wave: no it’s not

Frigid: it is if I say it is!

Wave: you don’t control anything here so shut up

Black nightmare: frigid be getting pissed
Frigid: no you shut up! It’s my daughter and I should know what awful fate she’s encountered

Wave: nobody cares about you or your daughter

Ezlo: Wave has a point

Frigid: what have I ever done to you ezlo?

Ezlo: you have murdered my friends, multiple times

Frigid: what friends? That abomination of a spider? Those weird frog things?

Despi: shut up, I am handsome

Wave: keep thinking what you wanna think

Ezlo: the memes are my friends, and Swampa and Sierra are too

Frigid: you are ugly and that bunny thing? She’s ugly tbh
Bugs; I’m a bunny and I don’t exactly look good
Frigid: you’re a robot
Bugs: so?

Sierra: Ok man eater, none of your kind are charming in anyway

Wave: SHUT UP

Frost: *facepalm*

Frigid: shut up ugly bunny
Bugs; frigid can you just be quiet?
Frigid: no

Sierra: I don’t take orders from anyone except Kimona

Wave: I just don’t take orders

Despi: HIT EZLO FRIGAY

Frigid: no I think I will do quite the opposite
*she murders despi and throws the body at wave*
Bugs: frigid please
Frigid: shut up bugs and go somewhere safe
Bugs: frigi-
*she opens a portal that sucks him away to somewhere safe then closes it*

*Sierra brings back Despi*

Ezlo: see? This is why nobody likes you

*Wave gets bugs and smashes him*

Wave: hA

Bugs: tbh I didn’t feel a thing
Frigid: leave him alone
Bugs: no YOU leave ME alone Frigid. I have had enough of you right now

*Wave devours bugs (if he was a ghost)* (Wave kinda acts like Blaze)

Wave: Just shut up Frigid, respect people who are older than you

Frost: ._.

Frigid: I’m 410 billion years old
Black nightmare: girls, girls, you’re both pretty now can you shut up?

Wave: IM A BOY

Black nightmare: it’s a fricking expression you idiot

Wave: go f**k yourself

*Kimona shoves Black nightmare out of the Multiverse*