"I CAN'T COME IN TO WORK TODAY BECAUSE IN WISCONSIN A CRIMINAL WITH SEVERAL OUTSTANDING WARRANTS AND ARMED WITH A KNIFE PROVOKED AN ALTERCATION WITH POLICE, SLIPPED OUT OF THEIR RESTRAINT EVEN AFTER BEING TASED, AND WAS INJURED WHILE ATTEMPTING TO RETRIEVE A FIREARM IN HIS VEHICLE WHICH HE THREATENED TO USE ON THEM.