That Would Be Great

Cole: le wheelchair gang

Fred: yeah.

Cole; Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Fred: why the hmmm?

Cole: Idk

Fred: ok. *Rolls up to his gaming setup that is trashy* *turns on his PC*

Cole: *pulls out phone*

Fred: *turns on league of legends*

Cole: *doing something*

Fred: *sees someone subbed* thank you for the tier one sub *reads name* dirty socks rule!

Cole; *doing something*

Fred: god, I hate this game, but it gets viewers. *Still playing*

Cole; I see

Fred: ya know what? *Deletes league of legends* SCREW THIS SHIT GAME

Cole: XD

Fred: I'm gonna play a better game. I'ma play fall guys

Cole; Ok

Fred: *gets on fall guys*

Fred: ye. Except you have le legs

Cole: deformed ones but yes

Fred: I have le bloody stubs

Cole: ik

Fred: any questions or dares?

Cole: What hasth happened to your legs

Fred: I was kidnapped and they cut off my legs

Fred: chill! Lemme start up the twitch stream. Maybe I'll get lucky and get 5 viewers.

Cole; Thats not a lot

Fred: I mean, I only have 80 followers. Normally, I get about 2

Cole: Wow

Fred: *shrug* it's hard to compete with all the people with thousands of followers

Cole; I see...

Blob: eat 10000 eggs.

Fred: no, I'm gonna die

Blob: but I do it every day!

Fred: I'm also a human.

Blob: oh right.

Fred: ye

Fred: any more questions or dares?

Blob: Uhhhhhh

Eat 100 eggs?

Fred: that will also kill me.

Blob: 25.

Fred: severe stomach ache

Blob: 15.

Fred: max capacity will be about 6

Blob: 10. Low as I'll go.

Fred: fine. *Rolls his wheelchair to the kitchen, revealing his cut off legs*

Blob: oh shi-

Fred: what?

Blob: I didn't know-

Fred: oh. You're talking about my legs. Yeah. thanks for reminding me like everyone else.

Blob: hey I don't have legs either! I feel you man.

Fred: well, you're a blob. That's FRICKING natural

Blob: actually, my siblings have long hairy legs. I wish I had de long hairy legs.

Fred: *shrugs* any more questions or dares? *Starts cooking le eggs*

Blob: what happened to your legs?

Fred: *shrugs* at least you don't need a wheelchair

Blob: I used too

Muahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

Fred: *sighs* when I was younger I was kidnapped. They cut off my legs, and threw me in the forest

Blob: oh blob

Fred: mhm.

Ew nope

Hahahahaahahaha

You forget that I am mod here

What

Blob go bye bye

NOOOOOOOO