Where’s Samurai Jack when you need him?

Ender: uh... now might not be the best time to—

*explosion noises*

Ender: [redacted], she’s here.

Creative: Oh, hi japanese satan.

Aku:and who are you supposed to be, a stickman with words for eyes?
Mixmellow:CREATIVE LOOK OUT!

Lucifer: Ok I'll give it back to you. Or at least the ashes of it. Also what makes you think you can kill the devil?

Master Shake:Shake power Activate! *shoots some shake on the floor* go slip on it. *walks away* I’m out

Lucifer: *flies with his wings* You know I can fly right? (Mind: This shake guy is so retarded)

Mixmellow:the power of Christ compels you *squirts holy water at Lucifer*

Lucifer: *demonic screaming* Y̶̗͆Ő̶̠͎̔Ų̸̺̈͐̍͜ ̸̗͋̓D̸̖̰̿͒A̷̱͍͐̇R̵̠͉͎̀̕Ḙ̴͚͑͒ ̴͈͛̍O̴̟͎̘͝͝P̵̡̓P̵͔̦̀̋Ơ̴̼̝̺̕S̸̡͙̦̔̄͝É̵͚̥̃̎ ̵̙̾́͒M̵̤̞͍͗E̸͔͎̽͌ ̷̧̹̣̾̂̽M̴̧̪̣͘͝͠O̴͉̓̔̓R̶̺̔̈́T̷̮͆̉A̵̠͍͊̃͝Ļ̵̊͊!̷͓̯̘̀!̴̹̉̆́͜!̷̧̱̇

Mixmellow:the power of Christ compels you *still splashes the holy water*

Lucifer: *demoniv screeching* *breathes demonic fire everywhere*

Mixmellow:*shows the actual bible while splashing holy water at the beast*

*demonic hands rise from the ground, take the holy water and bible and crush them *

Mixmellow:*pulls out another bible and holy water and sends the beast back to hell* back to the underworld with you Demon!

Lucifer: Where's your wife?

Aku:I don’t have a wife, an prayer of mine drank my sperm and gave birth to my seven daughters of Aku!
Stickdanny:*covering Mixmellow’s ears cuz he knows what happened in season 5 of samurai jack* that’s messed up

(wait, did this actually happen in samurai jack?)

Lucifer: Well by doing that, you technically cheated when having kids.

(Yeah sorta, the entire 5th season of the show was played on Adult Swim so the maker did this and many more)

Aku:so? At least I’m not in a Bibble.
Master Shake:it’s the Bible.
Meatwad:it stills says the Bibble..

(I know it's on adult swim, but why is samurai jack season 5 so dark?)

Lucifer: What is this? *takes the bibble* Why does this say bibble? Why do you own a chinese bootleg bible?

(my guess is that it’s the maker’s idea)

Master Shake:OH COME ON! First some demon from a hotel in hell, and now satan is talking trash about my Bible?! What the hell!
Meatwad:i told you, it says the Bibble.
Aku:screw this, I’m gonna do UNSPEAKABLE EVIL!

Lucifer: IT SAYS BIBBLE ON THE COVER, BIBBLE. It's not even a good name.

Meatwad:someone on this Bibble...
Master Shake:I’m gonna kill you if you don’t give me that bible!

Master Shake:YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?
Mixmellow:I’m just gonna go

Lucifer: Who the hell's Jimmy? I thought it was jesus.

Creative: I've never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

Mixmellow:offended? Aku will pay for this!
Aku:pathetic weaklings can’t beat me

Lucifer: *appears in front of Aku* Hello.

Frost: sign this paper if you ship-

Ezlo: OH GOD

Cryo: I wanna ship my brother with someone T^T

Octa: best not to Cryo.

Frost: wanna sign it?

Cryo: okay?

Leafy: w h y .

Frost: to see who agrees with Despu

Aku:a demon from hell? PATHETIC! AAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucifer: I'm the literal devil, do you not know who you're messing with?

Seven: I’m also a powerful demon.

HellBunny: people can’t take you seriously in this form.

Aku:I am a literal lord of darkness that sent a samurai to the future!

Orbit: *laughs in being a Time Lord.*

Lucifer: I forced someone to eat a forbidden apple and caused them and their boyfriend, I'm assuming that's who they were, to be cursed and banishd from the garden of eden or whatever that s**tty vacation spot was.

Leafy: YOU.. YOU GAVE US ALL A CURSE THAT CAUSES US TO GO TO THE BATHROOM EVEN MORE.

Octa: calm down calm down calm-

Leafy: YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOU’RE A GUY.

Lucifer: I don't recall that being in the bible.

HellBunny: OH SH-

Ezlo: at least nobody made a Melonren parody of it- OH COME ON

*Despi is writing that*

Aku:I had destroyed villages and made my own villages! Took over planets and many more!
Mixmellow:I’m starting to feel like this is a roast than a fight.

Lucifer: Yeah, well I don't have to deal with a pathetic samurai, I deal with a literal god who is a way better opponent. And I rule an entire dimension and several demons, and I wear a fancy suit and don't need to order a pizza when I'm hungry when I can just eat one of my servants faster. And, I have a wife and daughter, and you'll never get one. Checkmate.

Leafy: - -__- -

Octa: now now you’re just imagining things we don’t even have a religion so why do you believe in everything you here now have some ice to cool you down-

*Octa throws a big chunk of ice onto Leafy.*

Leafy: *sarcasm* I can only feel wet coldness now, thank you, you’re truly a help to my mental and physical state.

Octa: ok.

Aku:pfft, while you have one daughter, I HAVE SEVEN OF THEM! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucifer: *flies towards mixmellow and holds him down on the ground* Ȉ̶̟͇̣͔͝ͅ ̵̖͝Ã̵͎̬̯̣̖͎͝M̵̛̲̖͙̝̺͐́͝ ̸̢̑Ġ̵̡̛̞̦͚̻̇͂̅̄Ȍ̶͈̃͋̕I̵͍̗̰̦̾͋̈̕N̴̨̽̽̐̋͋̉G̸̝̲̒̈́̓͘ ̴̼̞͋̒̄͆̉̌T̶̫̺͒̿͋́͝Ö̷̡̥̟̺̹̩ ̴̥̤̑̃̂̏̔K̶̳͓̟̗̓̔͗̚I̷͚͈̫͎̰͋́L̷̺̼̣̥͎͐͊̿͊͝L̶̹̺͚̺͇͑̓͝ ̴̛̗͔͕̮͌͂́ͅY̴̩̤̾̅͒̍Ō̶̙̅̀U̷̡̘̜̾̓̊ͅ ̶̙̩̗̏̔̀Ä̶̞́N̵̠̂̃͝D̶͙̑̊̕ ̵̨̪̺̮͋̋̎͘F̷̦̄͑̕Ḙ̵̭̪̜̯̞͛̅̓̆͝͝E̸͕̼̗̗͐̚D̶̞̟͆͌ ̸̻̜̤̫̰̘̈́̀̐̒͝Y̶̡̯̟̜̳͚̐̆̆̾̚͝Ơ̴̛̗̖̓̽̒U̶̧̬̮̬̖̤͂̉ ̴̜̪͊͂̌͑̂͑T̶̛̤̐͒̽͝O̷̧̜̦̊̊͂́̑ ̶̼̙̠̪͇̐͒̀͑͑͠T̶̤͈͔̬̰̪͆̓H̴͓͒̏E̵̯̠͉̒͊̐ ̶̳͈̻̀F̷̧̹̯̠̆̔Į̷͈̙͇͔̦͝E̴͉̘͌̋́̎̃̽R̵̯̱̒͠͠Ÿ̶̢̡͚̰̼͗̓̾̚ ̵̗͉̈́A̶̳̩͈̘̦͊̀̌͛͠B̶̢̙̱̽͐̚͝Y̷̼̹͆̀̎̈́̈́-̶̘̥̬͍̆̋̚

Daisy, Lucifer's daughter: Daddy?

Lucifer: Daisy, daddy's in the middle of something here.

Mixmellow:jokes on you I can get recovered in the recovery center sucker *splashes the holy water at him*
Aku:this is entertainment. *eats popcorn*

Lucifer: Oh yeah, W̷̭̻̠̳͇̃̍̈́̿Ẽ̴̟̮̾̒͌̐L̸͔̣̀̓̃L̷̢͈̳̯̇̊̃ ̷͉̻̖͒͆̚͘͘I̷̭͔͈̟̓ ̴̡͉̺̟̙̻͆C̴̩̰̓À̵̘͋̈N̶̰̟̻̘̝̋͐̚̕ ̸͙̯͚̊̔̒̀͘B̸̡̖̺͐ͅU̷̧̘͕̓̔̈̐̒͜R̶̡̫̖͙͇̆N̸͉̩̮͉̱͉̅̀͗ ̵̣̪͉͍̤͘Y̶̎̿͛͂͘ͅO̵̢̳̟͔̊̀̈̆͘U̵̟̳͈͕͆̑͋̉ ̴̩͓͇̘̏̽͆̎͂̚T̴̢̻̀̈̔̄̀̊Ǫ̵̛̠̝̹̅̀̃͊́ ̶͕͚̣͕͌̈́̃̈D̸͚̘̪̯͇͗̕È̷̡̲͎̯͛̏ͅA̸̹̅T̸̤͔̠̾́̆H̷͙̟̤̆̎͝͠ ̵̥̪͈̤̆̄͛̚W̸̯͇͗̆̽͠I̷̢̯͒̈́͠Ṱ̶̤̘͗̓̂̓́̚ͅH̵͚̺̜͇̹̠̋͂̓̐͋͘ ̸̧̗͎̠̩͂̀N̴̤̦̼̂O̴̘̼̭͖̪̱̊͊ ̶͉̩̩͔̭̯͆R̴̯̪̹̟̥̰̎̚Ê̶̹̂M̶͚̋̈́̀̊́̍A̶̞͂̐̏̓I̷̡̦̘̦̗͋̔̀̽̄Ņ̷̬̞̺͍̰̂̒S̸̡̛̛̞̝͆̓̒̌ ̴̧̨͎͎̱͎̿͐́F̵̮͕͔̹̏̈́̒̽̇̃Ȃ̴̳̼̄̈̆͝Ŝ̶͛͌ͅT̴̘͚̲̲̲̣͗̇̏͊̂͐-̸̹͇̼̠̼̽͝

Daisy: *gives a picture of a badly drawn pentagram to lucifer*

Lucifer: Oh my gosh, did you draw this? This is so good.

*mixmellow sneaks out and runs*
Mixmellow:AAAAAAAH

Lucifer: Well at least he's gone.

Stickdanny:*throws a bucket of holy water at him and forces him to go to hell* BACK IN THE UNDERWORLD

*A goat pushes StickDanny into a portal that leads to Hell.*

Kobe: enjoy.

Stickdanny:*pulls out uno reverse card* no u