Yes he has a bunch of mouths

Lux: cute.

Sparky: [ÓÒ]

Lux: no, I don’t actually love him.

Black nightmare: what? There’s nothing cute about me

Reddy: you’re pretty edgy.

Black nightmare: indeed

Wave: DESPI IS TRYING TO MAKE BLAZE KISS ME

Despi: DO IT DAMNIT

Hex: okay then.

*Despi successfully does it*

Despi: f**k you hex

Hex: okay.

Elder: he already has a girlfriend so can you not?

Bloo: OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

Kobe: she still thinks that there’s a person named Vodka??

Bloo: ..yep.

Kobe: ಠ_ಠ

Blaze: someone kill Despi

*Wave just murders Despi*

(Canonically they do like each other lol)

Hex: thank god..

Elder: why is Bloo laughing??

Kobe: VODKA IS A DRINK, NOT A PERSON.

Elder: then..

Hex: Elder, I don’t have a girlfriend.. yet, if someone tells you that right now then they’re tricking you.

*A Frosmoth comes from the void*

Pastel: so how did you and Blaze break up?

Hex: w-what do you mean?

Elder: he still won’t admit he has a crush.

Wave: I’m better than you, Hex

Hex: okay..?

Cryo: psst, don’t listen to the paper man, he’s a narcissist.

Wave: NOT TRUE

Ezlo: that term applies to Galeem Kirby and Wave

Cryo: he’s just jealous because Blaze is hot... literally.

Frost: I found your kid *she holds up Mystic*

Wave: ._.

Blaze: ...

Ezlo: wow! I have a sister!

Hex: aww!

Leafy: oOwOo

Despi: sadly they didn’t have-

*Despi dies*

Turk: hey Hex, at least you have Cryo-

*Octa slaps Turk, only to be slapped by Leafy.*

(I replied twice aa-)

Cloudy: what a deadly couple

Ezlo: stop

Black nightmare: despi you shall suffer the consequences!

Despi: too late

Black nightmare: that is called forceful affection and is punishable by this:
*he traps despi in a loop of crashing into walls and splatting and dying, then reforming and doing it again*
Black nightmare: I love my life

*Despi teleports out because yes*

Black nightmare: there are so many different ways that I can torture you

Despi: ok boomer

(Canonically, they will like each other because yes)

(Canonically bruh)
Black nightmare: I’m like 20387728194948387373767383919373728387 generations older then boomers

I came back to this for some reason

This is so old tho

Exactly

Lol he is honestly kinda terrifying

Who?

Black nightmare

No he isn’t

The fact that Blaze’s eldtritch form’s core’s ‘eyes and mouth’ are a pattern

Yeah this form isn’t scary his later ones might be