Wave’s bio because yes (if you have questions, you can ask)

Bloo: launch the nukes boys.

*there was raining water bottles.*

*insert Bloo getting strangled*

Bloo: if Wave likes water so much then he should go on a honeymoon with Turk.

Turk: NUP NUP NUP-

*he flies out of a window.*

Frost: I now pronounce you retard and pirate

Bloo: water and fire don’t even get along well.

Turk: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT WAVE AND BLAZE ARE ACTUALLY DATING-

Bloo: they’re both assholes.

Neo: let’s plan the wedding

Ezlo: ._. Wave is my dad?

Frost: uh

Elder: Hex is probably going to eat paper when he finds out-

Bloo: actually, he found a new love.

Elder: who?

Bloo: Vodka.

Elder: .-.

Neo: *is writing stuff down*

Ezlo: lets just get this over with

Bloo: first we must shoot you to summon the bride.

Elder: bad idea.

Neo: *hands Bloo a gun*

Frost: ok, I have a nephew then

Ezlo: BRUH

*Frost is trying to make Wave wear a suit*

Wave: STOP

*Bloo shoots Ezlo.*

Elder: oh my god..

Hex: ??

Elder: oh hello.

*Blaze appears and murders Bloo*

Blaze: WHY DID SHE EVEN DO THAT

Despi: kiss wave

Blaze: ARE YOU INSANE? NO

Hex: the actual f**k is going on?

Elder: Bloo actually told me about you, how is your girlfriend?

Hex: girlfriend??

Elder: yeah, they said her name is Vodka.

*Bloo respawns only to start laughing.*

Hex: is there actually a person named Vodka??

Elder: but Bloo told me.

Bloo: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-