Never before have I wanted to die this much

... *thinks of something non-cringey to say*
Welp, I don't know you and you don't know me, but you weren't put here for no reason. Are you a Christian? We are here to spread the gospel. One person who was told about Jesus is called to share it to the next, and if that next person believes, they go to heaven. But if you end it right now, you'll miss out on life AND miss the chance to tell someone else. And nobody said that once you accept God it would be easy after, but...
Okay. I failed at the non-cringey part. But please don't do it...
Please

WeLl, wHeN a MaN lOvEs A wOmAn VeRy MuCh...

Sir that’s not what I meant

I know

It was still funny though XD

Yep