Ask or dare :P

Nighthaze: sup

Pike: Hello there

Nighthaze: books? You a nerd or sum'?

*The angel mouse hisses at him*
Pike: Yes I suppose you could say that. Do you need something?

Nighthaze: why is there a mouse there?

Pike: She is my spirit.

Nighthaze: ok? How'd you get to be king?

Pike: Met the queen when I was trying to steal from her treasuries, turns out I had a royal spirit. We hung out a lot, fell in love. I became king.

Nighthaze: you were a robber?! Wow, you must have sucked....

Pike: My mother was to sick to work and nobody would hire me! I had to pay for charms to keep my mother alive, food, and fire logs!!!

Nighthaze: of course you stole for the common good.

Pike: What? You thought I would steal to get rich

Nighthaze: no, that's just lame. I steal bEcause it's fun

Pike: Wow you sound like my son

Nighthaze: that's what the queen said.

Pike: You have met Syth?

Nighthaze: yeah, if that was her name. She's a nerd just like you. your son sounds cool though

Pike: The Queen, a nerd? Ha! She spends all day defending the kingdom, not with her face in a book with me!

Nighthaze: *scoff* she's still a nerd.

Pike: Yeeaah, no

Nighthaze: well, where's this son of yours?

Pike: No idea

Nighthaze: oh, ok.

Pike: I can call him over if you want

Nighthaze: no, it's fine

Pike: You sure?

Nighthaze: yeah. I'm sure

Pike: Alright then

Nighthaze: why are you a book nerd?

Pike: Because they are interesting and with them I can save lives

Nighthaze: I've saved one life. They then tried to kill me

Pike: That’s odd. I have saved hundreds and they are now part of the royal guard and keep this kingdom safe!

Nighthaze: I vowed never to save a life again after that

Pike: Really? Some of my best and most loyal soilders I saved

Nighthaze: I don't trust anybody. My best friend betrayed me. No friends after that either

Pike: They sound like terrible friends. But are you really going to give the chance of connecting up because of a few bad apples?

Nighthaze: it happened 15 times

Pike: 15?! You have terrible luck. It only happened once for me

KneecapDeleter: *casually is invisible, watching the convo*

Nighthaze: yeah. I've learned to trust no one.

Pike: You should try it, just once, to see if possibly there are some people who you can trust

Nighthaze: fine.

*There is a bell sound*
Pike: Ah I need to go to work, have a good day

Nighthaze: seeya

Pike: alright then

Nighthaze: *walks away*

Pike: *Goes to lab*

*a military squad bombs the lab*

*Shields block the attack and the squad gets disintegrated*

*a full force of monsters attack the lab*
Nighthaze: *sees the monsters* ugh, gonna have to fight even MORE monsters

(Dude there is like no possible way for monsters to get that far from the forest)

(what I'm doing, is that someone let the monsters out or whatever)

(That’s not how the world works, monsters rarely leave the forest and if they do the royal guards drive them back, the palace is way to far for them to go)

(I'm trying to make it so someone made the monsters go past, and the royal guards are defeated)

(First off there is like no way to make them go past, second an alarm would have been sounded if the monsters even left the forest)

(fine, ok)
*A crowd of people rush the lab*
(These aren't normal people either)

*A dragon made of glowing gold and blue energy swoops down and breaths flame on them* (the lab is in the palace so they are rushing the palace)

(okie)
*The crowd feels nothing, and blast water at said dragon*

*The water does nothing*
*The dragon swoops and snatches the entire crowd in its enormous claws*

*the crowd teleports into the palace*

*There are teleportation blocks*

*the crowd breaks Down a wall right next to the door* *they walcc in*

(I highly doubt they can break down an ultra dense enchanted 5 foot thick wall of pure steal)

(still. They are a million times stronger than all the avengers, and Thanos with all the infinity stones combined)

(And the dragon is the power of ten universes with the ability to draw more power)
*The entire crown finds themselves in an endless white plain*

(well they can. They are the equivalent to mixing the hulk, Thor, and captain America all in one)

(Yeah they still wouldn’t be able to break it down, the queen spirit made this castle herself)

(they can literally break anything. This crowd is the strongest thing in the universe.)

(And the dragon who made it is the physical power of ten of said universes, that crowd is not the strongest thing in the universe)

(K) *Waits more*

*also waiting*

(When will they arrive) *Waaiit*

(now.)
*The protesters arrive*
Shit.

Syth: Here are the results
*Shows the crowds the results from the vote*

Protesters: ok

Syth: Are you happy now?

Protesters: sure

Syth: There

Yeeeeeeet

Syth: I will always listen to what my people need

Ok

*the crowd looks around*
(Idk)

*Syth stands there holding a glowing golden scythe*
Syth: You fool’s seriously thought you could attack my palace?

*the crowd all pull out huge Blue glowing swords*

Syth: Aw cute, you have light up swords

(there's plutonium in the swords)
*The swords emit a smell that makes syth sleep*

(What is plutonium)

(it's a sort of crystal, that is HIGHLY fatal)

(ok)
Syth: I’m trying to decide if I should leave you here or not

Random guy in the crowd: DEATH TO ROYALTY!

Syth: So you want the royals to die? What has royalty done exactly that makes you so angry?

That random guy: well, for starters, you can just boss us around! Well we're sick of it! Democracy forever!!!!!!

*The crowd charges*

*They go right though her*
Syth: I always take into account what my kingdom wants. And if I am bossing your around it is likely because you are endangering my people

Nighthaze: *walks over* STOP IT!

*the crowd stops, and looks at nighthaze*

Nighthaze: hey, queen, go get your manicure, I'll take these people.

(Nighthaze wouldn’t be able to get into Syth’s pocket dimension thing)

*She rolls her eyes*
Syth: I don’t get manicures idiot. And what where you doing in that crowd anyways?

The crowd: ussss

Syth: What about my kingdom needs fixing

The crowd: WE CANT HAVE ONE PERSON HAVE SO MUCH POWER

Syth: And why can’t I have this much power? My people are happy and prosperous

The crowd: BECAUSE ITS NOT RIGHTT

Syth: What would you suggest I do then?

The crowd: HAVE AN ELECTUON AND A JUDICIAL SYSTEM

Syth: If I give all the people under my rule a chance to decided who they want to lead them will you calm down?

The crowd: yes!

Syth: Alright then, I will send people to gather the votes and we will see who they decide in a few days

The crowd: alrighty then

*Syth waves her hand and they are back outside the palace*

Nighthaze: NOW SHOO

*She turns to Nighthaze*
Syth: I did say I could do it myself

Nighthaze: *rolls eyes* I was looking for a fight!

Syth: Some conflicts can be solved without fights.

(nighthaze was already there. He was just hidden)

(He would have to be pretty close to the crowd for him to get brought into the dimension with them)

(he was hidden in the crowd)

(K)

(ye)
The crowd: *charges nighthaze*

*Syth waves her hand and Nighthaze is behind the crowd*

Nighthaze: hiding, so I could sneak in here.
*The crowd stabs nighthaze*
Nighthaze: playing with toys, are we?

Syth: As much as I appreciate the help I would like to do this myself

Nighthaze: fine.

*She turns to the crowd*
Syth: So you want democracy?

*Turns to the crowd*
Syth: Are there any other “problems” you would like me to address

Crowd: nope bye *walk away*
Hmmm

Syth: There are two ways to rule a kingdom, and it is shown in how you deal with rebellions. You can rule with fear, squashing the rebellions with force and loosing the respect of your people. Or you can rule by example, find out why people rebel and help fix it, when people rebel it is because of a rule or something the leader is doing wrong. I will not make the mistake of ruling by fear

Ok

The crowd: yeah! We want to choose our leader!

Syth: So if you could choose your leader, who would you choose?

The crowd: TRUMP

Syth: And what qualities make you believe this trump would be. A good leader

The crowd: CUZ TRUMP IS A REPUBLICAN BABY!!! AND HE ISNT A POLITICIAN!

Syth: But does he have any leading quality’s?

The crowd: HE MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Syth: I’m not sure what America is, how did this trump make America great again?

The crowd: AMERICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY EVERRRRR AND HE MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN BY EVERYTHINGGG

Syth: And why do you think this trump should be in charge of my kingdom?

The crowd: he fixed America after Obama crushed the economy, and he can fix this kingdom

Syth: Who said my kingdom needs fixing?

Nighthaze: I'm a go***amn demon what do you expect

Syth: I suppose your right

Nighthaze: exactly

Syth: But I am not a demon and I will protect my people to the best of my abilities

Nighthaze: and I was possesed by an angel. Damn angels...

Syth: Never heard of that before, I’ve killed a few parasitic demons but I have never heard of parasitic angels

Nighthaze: ok

*A few days later when the votes come in*

Nighthaze: what do they say?

Nighthaze: cool

Syth: Now we wait for the he protesters to arrive to see the results

Nighthaze: ye

*Waits*

(I'ma just do nighthaze's pov do I dont have to write out his name)
*Also waits*

Syth: 87% percent say me and my husband, 11% say Sharpleaf, 2% say somebody other than those two

Nighthaze: alrighty the

Syth: Not unexpected, Sharpleaf is well known in the lighter parts of the forest

(K) *Continues to wait*

Cole: dafuq