And we thought Weenie Burger is the biggest pervert.

Creative: Esper why is your drawer shaking?

Esper: Um, I don't know.

Fireball:I’ll check *opens all the drawers except the underwear drawer* nothing *sigh* and there’s only one left.

Creative: *realizes what drawer is left* Oh no. *carries esper to the bathroom* Ok now we can look in there.

Fireball:*opens the underwear drawer revealing dark matter* WHAT TH-
Dark Matter:*jumps out and it’s nose starts bleeding* uh, the admiral told me to do a panty raid? He he he...
Fireball:take him down Kirby! *shuts the underwear drawer*
Kirby:poyo *gets the rainbow sword and kills dark matter*

Creative: At least he didn't live to tell weenie burger what color her underwear is.

Fireball:yeah.... (mind:despite the fact there’s lot of colors in that drawer)
Mixmellow:hey guys, who wants hot chocola- what happened here?

Creative: Don't ask.

Mixmellow:ok...
Fireball:at least the shaking drawer mystery is gone.

Esper: So, what happened?

Fireball:ehh... it was just an little earthquake and dark matter appeared from nowhere, kirby killed him of course. (Mind:I don’t want to tell the truth that dark matter was in her underwear drawer)

Esper: Oh, ok *lies down on bed*

Mixmellow:that was close, thank you guys.
Fireball:your welcome.
Kirby:Poyo!

Creative: (whispering to fireball: Why was dark matter's nose bleeding, and how does he bleed when he doesn't have a nose?)

Fireball:(whispering to Creative:I have no idea, he’s probably has the same thing like Zero.)

Esper: *goes to sleep*

Fireball:it’s cute to see her sleep.
Mixmellow:SSHH!

Creative: (whispering: Do you think we should leave and let her sleep?)

Fireball:(whispering:yeah, I guess so)