My friend's gf don't like him anymore, you think I can get a 2 pack? Oh, and gloves and a shovel, along with some bleach, please

Yes bro I gotchu(lmao this was so long ago)

Can I get one?

Sure
2 pack or 8 pack

I just need one....

Sorry
We don’t sell them separate
Want a 2 pack
Each one fits on 4 fingers at a time

Ig...

Wut

I'll take the 8 pck

Well that escalated quickly
That will be $15

*hands 8 pack

Yup!

-grabs 8 pack and gives $15

Thank you
Pleasure doing business with you

Can I have one?

Sure
2 pack or 8 pack

2 pack

Ok
That’s $5
* hands 2 pack*

*hands you $5*

Pleasure doing business with you

Can I buy one?

Sure
Want the two pack or 8 pack

Two pack please

That will be $5

*hands over*

Thank you
Pleasure doing business with you

Thanks

*hands two pack*

Ok
Want a 2 pack, 4 pack, or 8 pack

I want yes.

Ok
That’ll be $50
*puts out hand*

*Pays $69*

Oh
You payed the 69 tax
You get your next purchase free from Dylan’s creation shop(this store)
Choose carefully

Okay, thank you.

Np

May I have one that gives me slow and painful death

Sure
They all do

Oh ok