как вы все

All: We're good.
Normal me: Any questions?

что самое опасно

пожалуйста, не делай мне больно

*съеживается в страхе*

*встает и спокоен*

oh yea russia

кто из вас самый милый?

All: Uhm what?!

кто из вас самый милый?

*все еще съеживаясь от страха*

All: Uhm...

может один из вас убить меня?

Me and insane me at the same time: I can, but why?

потому что я хочу умереть

Me and insane me: Nope I ain't gonna

Me: cause why?
(It was a dare by trainwatcher)

(Oof)
Me: Because reasons.
Insane me: She stopped me from killing for the week >:(

Me: oh. Well, I'll kill myself! *Grabs a gun*

Me: No we are NOT doing this again! *grabs the gun and teleports it into another realm*

Me: UGHHH

Me: *looks into your eyes blankly, remaining silent*

Why? (I'm not talking in Russian anymore, it's annoying)

(Oh thank god)
Me and insane me: Cause

I never knew emotions can be described as people.

All except original me: Well we can

So who's who

Wow.

All: Any other questions?

No

All: Okay then

Time for me to yeet myself off a cliff for the 827838th time.

Me: *yeets a knife into the distance*

All: *silent, thinking "that's not new"*

Me: *sits on a bench while shooting random shit*

Me: *glows white* *whispers to self "no stop* *starts breathing quicker and then the glowing stop*

Me: *accidentally shoots the insane msmg*

Insane me: *has no wound* *doesn't care*

Me: *accidentally shoots all the MSMG'S*

All: *no wounds* *literally don't care*

Me: *accidentally shoots self in the foot* OUT!

Meh: Are you okay?!

Can I have owner back please?

Ouch*

How about you do everyone and favor and kill yourself instead?

Me: I'll say what I want thank you

Me: *presses two fingers against your mouth to shut you up* You will not say that. GOT IT?!

Me: nope, I'll say whatever TF I want

Me: That's it, it's chain time. *wraps you in chains with magic*

Me: goddamit

Me: You asked for it

Me: stfu

Me: No. If you don't shut up I am going to do something I don't want to do

Me: I'm not shutting up. I'll never shut up. I WANNA DIEEEEE I WANNA DIEEEEEEE

Me: Alright that's it I have to do what I didn't want to. *(unemotionally) kisses you to make you shut up*

Me: WTF?! LET ME OUT
(I would hope so)

(Disgoostang I would never actually)

Me: Well I did tell you to shut up, and I'm not letting you out.

ME: LET ME TF OUT!!!!!!! AND DONT EVER KISS ME AGAIN!

Me: I'm not letting you out, and if you don't shut up I'm gonna do it again.

Me: oH hell naw you ain't! *Wiggles out of the chains* *runs*

Me: *sighs and teleports you to me* *uses magic to wrap you in the chains again, but wraps you in them so tightly you can't move at all* I did tell you to shut up. NOW SHUT UP OR I'LL KISS YOU AGAIN!! *looks you in the eyes* *eyes glow a blood red color*

**stops

press f to pay respects to my spelling

Me: F U C K!!!!!!

Meh: Are you okay?! Do you want me to heal you?!

Me: HELL NO IM NOT OK!!!!

Me: Do you want me to heal you?!

Me: I don't care! *Mumbles* wish it was a shot to the head...

Me: *hears what you said* Don't say that. *heals you*

Maybe spell correctly and then maybe I will

What's your problem? What do you have against me?

Me: f UCK you. *breaks out of the chains and runs*

(How tf u break out of them if you can't move???)

*teleports you in front of me, grabs you firmly by the shoulders, and pulls you close* Say that again I dare you.

(because I'm the hulk)
F UCK. You.

(Wha...? Okay???)

Me: That's it you little shit *pulls you so you're less than an inch from me, firmly holds you, and kisses you hard(unemotionally =_=)*

(IM THE HULK)
Me: *absolutely pissed off* *shoves you away* *run like sanic*

Me: Okay I never want to do THAT again *vomits*

Me: *pours bleach into mouth, and ears*

Me: *continues vomiting*

Me: *pours bleach into brain* ahhh that's better

Stop your scary

?????????????????????

That's weird

Huh?????

You have touched outer muscles with simpsons

=_=

He is lil bro

Wot m8?

Lil bro is him

Classified misson

Wha...?

Lil bro is him

What does that mean tho-

Shut I am trying to my gf bc lil bro left

Talk*

Me: *still vomiting*

Me: *jumps off a cliff* HALLELUJAH!

Me: *teleports you 20 feet ahead of me before you hit the ground* *sign language: nope* *still vomiting*

Me: f UCK youuuuu

Me: *sign language: I'd f**k myself, but I can't* *still vomiting*

Me: what the fu CK. Alright, seeya BITCH! *Jumps off the cliff again*

Me: *teleports you back again* *sign language: Not gonna happen kid.*

Me: I literally had a parachute -_-

Me: *sign language since I'm still vomiting: would you even have used it though? Plus idrc*

Me: holy shit, am I THAT disgusting?

Me: *sign language: well yes actually* *still vomiting*

Me: hmm, nice to know my friends think so high of me.

Me: *sign language: I don't kiss my friends it's disgusting. That's why I'm throwing up. I never want to do that again*

Me: so, let me commit suicide. *Jumps off the cliff*

Me: *teleports you back once again* *sign language: no*

Me: *shows parachute* I have a parachute, chill

Me: *sign language: You know what I give up* *still vomiting*

Me: FINALLY! *Grabs a 22 gauge and blasts head off*

Me: *Thinking: Okay...*

Me: *dead, and bleeding intensely*

Me: *smells the blood* *stops vomiting* holy shit *teleports a few feet behind where I vomited and teleports you to me* ... *hesitates, then revives you*

Me: WHY'D YOU REVIVE ME?!

Me: Just don't... *tears fill eyes*

Me: *rolls eyes* fine....

(Oh yeah btw the vomit is cleared off my character)

Me: *curls up and cries because of a memory*

(okie)
*Grabs a knife and slits wrists*

Me: F**k it I'm out *heads to a tree, grabs a rope, and tries to hang myself*

*wrists are bleeding out like crazy*

Me: *causally slowly dying*

*casually shoots the noose so it won't kill you* *casually puts rocks in pockets and walks into the ocean*

Me: Damn it... *climbs up to the top of the tree and jumps off it* *spine breaks* Really? *sighs and pulls a knife out of pocket* *cuts neck open with it* (My character can't die from anything but suicide-)

(mine can die from anything)
*Runs out of the ocean and throws you into a garbage bin* there we go.

Me: *literally just teleports another knife* *uses powers to stab heart with it*

Ok, now ur ded. NO ONE MUST KNOW!!!!!! *throws the dead body into a homeless shelter*

My spirit: *watching the area silently*

*picks up the tree you died in and throws it into a fire* *makes the fire rage*

My spirit: Um okay?

WHO SAID THAT

My spirit: Dude chill it's me but as a spirit

WHOS YOU?!

My spirit: I'm the spirit of the person whose body you threw into the fire. I don't really care though.

Oh. Ok. Hi

Oh ok. *Puts rocks in pockets and walks into the sea*

*kills 1 million goats and feeds them to the chupacabra