No wonder there is a national change shortage

No allowance for paper money or credit cards???
Forget the nickels and dimes. Just feeding QUARTERS into the machine will take close to an hour! And do you have ANY idea how much weight and volume 320 rolls of quarters takes up ???
(Based on an avg. price of $800 per pistol). Fugeddaboutit!

I was trying to enjoy the joke along with you! I thought a pistol vending machine was funny. Then the vision of someone trying to carry THAT many quarters got me laughning.
But if you don't like anyone else enjoying the world you look at, I feel sorry for you. The world is better if you can have others enjoying it with you. Take care.

And my reply was tongue in cheek, as being overly exaggerated insulted, if that even makes sense. Sorry.