Lol my brothers, one of which knows I'm a lesbian and doesn't particularly care, And my mom were teasing me saying that a really immature and arrogant boy scout in their troup could be my boyfriend. The urge to say "I'm not into boys" was almost enough to overcome my fear of telling my family I'm a homosexual. Another time, there was a movie with a character named Boyce but it was pronounced "boys" so when I said I liked boyce, my dad was like "do you like boys?" And I whispered just quiet enough "no" and then I booked it to my room. Being closeted sucks ;-;