Disaster Girl

I would, but thinking about food makes me hungry.

Now I'm horny, thanks a lot

And now I'm starving, thanks a lot.

Dude, children aren't food. They are rape objects, then food. Don't forget to fry the p**is, or else it's too mushy

Naw, man, I'm not interested in s3x at this point. But, when I am, I'll just kidnap a teenage girl or two.

Dude, I get 10 teenage girls in an hour! You gotta get horny. And you have to grill it. It gives it a crispy taste

I've only started recently; you gotta give me time to get up to speed. Though, could I borrow some of your stock to practice?

I'll think about it. Maybe some honey BBQ sauce to enhance the flavor?

Nah, ranch is good. Or ketchup

Don't sound too bad. Ketchup especially. I already eat balut with it, so grilled child shouldn't be too different.

Ooo

Finally someone else with the same hobbies as me

XD

You ever eaten balut?

Oh, and can I borrow some of those teenage girls you mentioned? If I'm going to get into that, might as well get an early start.

*hands 15 naked teenage girls* here

I might start barfing

Truth be told..? So am I. I have no clue what's come over me.

Yeah. And one of my memes are on the front page of memes overload. I just found out. And considering the fact that I'm not even a teenager yet, this is gross to me. Bleh.

I'm a teenager, and this is disgusting me. But, for the sake of the curséd comments, I'm still doing it. Though, hopefully, I just finished. Time to rinse in Holy Water...

I just saw the comments below.......kill me now.

*kills then grills and eats*

I would... but then the other guy might try to do something with your corpse. Best to keep you alive so he can't do that.

oh okay

Noice your not a teenager

so

I turned ten in july.

I turned ten in April

oh ok

Ye

Idk makes me happy that there's someone on imgflip that is not a teenager like me I'm ten so ye

I'm also ten

Good

Not good

Amazing

No, I only need 2 or 3.

Ok *takes back 13*

Thanks *takes them behind a building* *a few minutes later, moaning sounds come from behind the building*

*you hear moaning sounds from where I am standing* *a wild boner appears* *the girls scream "DADDY! LET ME GO!"*

Makes me barf wtf

Nah, rape objects

I would, but thinking about target practice makes me chaotic.

I’m sorry, I would, but I don’t have much time. I have to go “babysit” my neighbor’s 1 year old. You see, I just stuff babies I kidnap in my white van, so I’ll need to use all my time developing a plan. I remember a baby, Rosie. A well-tempered one. I would’ve extracted and sold her tender organs if her parents didn’t come back early.

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What’s on the menu tonight

Oh man
Let’s talk to the manager

ye

We have crêpes à l'enfant (child pancakes), le carré d'enfant rôti (roast rack of child), enfant à l'orange (child with orange sauce), and le pâté de enfants (child purée). Which would you like?

I’ll have le carré d'enfant rôti

And... served. Bon appetit!

Thanks m8