Inigo Montoya

Cussing out my stupid ex on the phone

Being a jerk to a jerk? Does that count? XD

Once upon a time I had to get braces. And those stupid brackets shred your mouth to f**king pieces. And they give you these little cases of minty wax to put on the brackets so that they don't ruin your mouth(but I hate having a ton of wax in my mouth, because why the f**k would you want that?)
So my mom comes in screaming at me with my case of unopened wax telling me to put it in my mouth (very poor choice of words) I pick up the whole pack( it's conjoined like a chocolate bar but with little dents in it. Why am I explaining more about the wax than the actual story?), Shove it in my mouth, chew in up and spit it at her, then I stormed out of my own room.
I have no regrets. And hey, I lived, didn't I?

XD
Braces suck! I had them

LOLOLOL

Lol ye.

Hey, don't you get yours off soon?

Idk! MY TEETH LOOK STRAIGHT TO ME

*cries in 9 months*
It sucks, especially when gum is the love of my life.

Lol, same

AND NOW I HAVE WEIRD VAMPIRE FANGS

Lol I can't have those!
I'm already deathly pale( I mean I've gotten way paper over quarantine. My sunscreen shows off to me about how tan it compared to me) if I had fangs id look like a vampire

Now I do! Because I'm really pale. And now I look like a vampire

ah yes, Wednesday Adams

Ok, so there's this girl in my class and when we'd have classroom discussion she'd just talk and talk and talk and not really say anything much. So one time when she finished talking I said "If I wanted a book I'd have gone to the library" XD
She wasn't happy about it and proceeded to bring it up the next day. I said I don't like it when people talk too much.
No regrets.

Scar making fun of someone for spewing facts that they didn't want?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I sense sass

I'm confused

Wait, how do you have more points on the 7-day leaderboard than you do on your actual profile?

???

In 6th grade there was this kid in my core classes. He was a total asshole to everyone except the girls and we got in a fight and I said "I hope when you die you're buried so I can dance on your grave." It seems super ride but he was such a f**king asshole I have no regrets.