Greetings, America. It is an honor to be speaking with you today. I believe in our constitution, I believe in our country, and I believe in Joe Biden; Let's skip the formalities, shall we? We both know you believe Joe Cop-a-feel is a cognitively impaired racist coot. So tell me, Kamala .... what is it you really desire? I ... I want to be president. Not Vice President, you have no idea how hard I worked! I slept with Willie Brown, I kept my own people in jail longer than necessary, an innocent man on death row, lied, slandered, and sucked whoever was in my way. I deserve everything. But that Gabbard tramp ruined everything
