NEW GAME: BEN SHAPIRO IS ACTUALLY A FLOPPY DISK.
I'LL START. 1) He's incredibly rigid, yet somehow synonymous with being absolutely flaccid.
2) Retains very little information.
3) Has serious issues with wetness.
4) Only old people or teenage male basement-gamers will talk to you about his importance.
4) No modern woman will be inserting him anywhere, anytime soon.