welcome to my home i just moved in

knock, knock

whos there

Tiff's here.
*brings you food*

oh ty

You're welcome.

welp thanks for bringing me a welcome gift

*lets you get on the comfortable couch to sit on

well welcome i dont have anyone to roommate here but atleast i have a house to live in alone
what drink can i get you for a drink

Sprite

kk *pours her a cup of sprite and gives her the cup* yw

Thanks
Favorite soda?

uh mellow yellow

*knocks*

come on in dude

*enters*

welcome what drink ya want

Do you have any blood?

uhhh sure but for cooking

Dang jt

but, here you go

Thancc *drinccs* so are you planning on voting in the upcoming imgflip election?

uhhhh idk

but i wanna become president soon

*brake inn*

*slaps his neck* that should be a neck for breaking in boi

OW

dont be like tom then

next time knock

Ok. Im sorry

i accept it

Ye

Poops in front of door

i got an idea

*throws the poop on his hair than goes in and washes his hands in 20 sec then runs down stairs and closes the door and lock it back*