KNOCK

*knocks*

*le open* hai

You have been hijacked

no u

*that moment when two people are using the alt*

._•

Wut

I stole the keys.

:<

I gave it to a friend and she ate it.

y tho

She wanted something to eat for breakfast and she's homeless and needy for food and money.

have some iron bar cereal

*knocc like I walcc* (but I'm not a rapper)

*open* helo

Henlo

what brings le you here

I saw le house and I knocc

k n o c c

I knocc like a socc

because soccs can knocc doors now

A socc can eat a cocc while le knocc

um nu

R/cursedcomments

I'LL DO IT

Okke

NU

*knocks nervously because I saw the comments*

*le opens* hewwo, you are the first one to actually knocc

I can tell

yey

nice house

thank *gives egg*

uh, thanks for the egg. Is it still alive?

nu

Oh. Okay. *carefully puts in pockets* I don't want it to go splat. This is the fourth pair of pants I've had to go through today.

no splat

I really don't want to go through another pair of pants today.

Caleb: *knocks shyly and knows what happened with another person*

*open* o hewwo

Caleb: hi...

so wot brings you here

Caleb: im new so...

o oki

Me: *yells from another place* and he's too nervous to go to space with my other ocs
Caleb: yeah

where did that come from

Me: from space

*knocks on Le door*

*open* helo

Helo. You are my moikey. *Puts you in a bag and ties it* *throws you into a van*

nu