Worst Places to wake up to find an egg in:
1. Anal Cavity
2. Your eye socket
3. Inside your laptop crushed, breaking the machinery
4. A facility with the egg labeled SCP-4033
5. Inside your internal organs causing massive bleeding
6. In your Pet's Bed (How did it get there? Is my pet having an affair?)
7. Your water boiler.(Imagine taking a shower and instead of water you see yolks coming down the shower head.)
8. In your skull