Batman Slapping Robin

Let's not man up. Not today. There are people out there who are crying about gender double standards. Think of them.

But in all seriousness, bald people are actually cool.

They are. I'm closing in on Captain Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek fame appearance. I just get annoyed at that "Keeps" hair restoration commercial with the guy going "I really don't want to lose my hair."