meme man egg okay

Me: cracks the egg on the trying pan, cooks it and eats it with buttered toast and jam for breakfast

poor egg

I hate autocorrect.
I meant frying not trying, lol.

Me: burps
*chuckles*
I'm in danger.

Oh, No! ThE pOoR eGg HaS dIsApPeArEd! Do YoU kNoW wHeRe He WeNt?

He's inside of my stomach.

Oh No YoU mAdE bIg MiStAkE

AAAAAAAAUGH! MONSTER!

Lol

XD

I meant frying.
*frying
Stupid autocorrect

this is my new computer background

Lol

OOUURRR LURD IS

🅱️ E G G

Never seen you comment before-

My man

Time has changed like a speed of light

I use this so much
Holy mother of all shits
It’s curing my depression

U r my moikey now

nu

Yes, U my moikey

NU

Yes. U MY MOIKEY NOWWW

NUUU

Yes. I claim mount moikey

NUUUUUUUU

NUUUUUUUUUUU

NUUUUU

Ah yes... Eg. Idk...

Hello again U-U

Also, niceeeee

o hewwo

He is not L E G G. Now he is just E G G

egg

Correct

that's just saitama you can't prove me wrong

lol

He finally gave up. You are only my Moikey.