Mine might be in the comments if i can be bothered to write it

First, Leif Erickson discovered it then 500 years later a dumbhead named christopher columbus thought he found it first. I'm done.

that was quick and simple

mErIcAn

turkey the whole time be like

well lets start the Romans took over and they adapted Christianity in Israel while destroying Jewish monuments/temples then the area was conquered by the Islamic empire after than the ottoman empire after that the Brits took control of the area from 1917-1918 then the tension between Pan-Arab countries in the area and Israel started after that WWII the holocaust etc. etc. etc after that the Brits gave Jews their own land and thats all I know

Founded in 1945 vuess wich one ist is

hmmm... Belgium?

Israel

Brits were jerks, we kicked their butts.
Some traitors tried to leave, we kicked their butts.
Germans started a war in Europe, we went over there and kicked their butts.
Germans started ANOTHER war in Europe, so we went over there AGAIN and kicked their butts.
Soviets were absolute jerks, so over the course of many years we kicked their butts too.

just to note, 1st world war was started by Austrians, Hungarians and my boys the Serbs

Mmm, kinda, but the Germans pushed it forward into happening
Also, they technically put it in international law admitting the war was the Germany's fault

well Russia declared war on Austria-Hungary then Germany declared war on Russia so its kinda Russia's fault to

It was a lot of countries' faults, but I'd say the greatest fault lies with Germany

eh sure

whatever just saying

yea kick them soviet asses

That's right!

lol

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