Pt.1

Lol

Would you like featured in one of these?

Sure! I'm a zebra addict. Maybe write something along the lines of "Can't get enough zebras!" \_(^u^)_/

And I'm also a grammar nerd, so you can choose between the two.

Okay. Is Dylan online?

No. He's normally around in about an hour or two.

Oh ok.

Yeah. :)

ooh can I be
“Can’t stop learning different countries’ sign languages until the skin falls of my hands”
Lmao

Okay! I'll feature you today!

TRAINS

IStill_LikeTrains wants my Moikey!

wut trains can't have your moikey he's your moikey

Exactly!

*ANGERY*

Why?

because is try to take your moikey

Yeah, we're dealing with it.

when will you feature me?

I don't wanna waste my middle school posts but fiiine.

Before you said that, I was gonna ask if you'd feature me, but never mind

thancc

I WANT THE MOIKEYYYY

NICOS MOIKEY

*cri*

Hmm, can I be in one of these?

sure! What is your strange addiction?

Don't judge

I wont. I'm just out of middle school posts ;-;

Thicc oofs

Ye.

Hmmmm, let's see. *Flips thru book of my addictions* Ah, here is one: Tries to make as many Red Vs Blue and Halo references as possible in a conversation

Milk

*tlc music starts playing*

You have No idea how many I've made so far.

The answer is yes

can I be featured

Tomorrow, I don't wanna waste my middle school posts.

ok

I already used all 5 ;-;

lol

...

It's true.
And I'm bored.

And it's satire.

Would you like featured in one of these?

Uh sure

Mine is meme man and everything surreal.

why are hating everyone like this

this isn't the way to get everyone to like you

Stop. This is very rude and uncalled for.

Um, no, thanks. I'll keep breathing. Don't go around threatening and bullying people for no reason!

Wait, you're the one that just joined

Yo