It’s time to save everyone!

Stickdanny:so Fireball, how’s that clothing gathering at Esper’s house? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fireball:*blushes* uhh... *snaps out of it* it was nothing!

Creative: How long do you think this'll take?

Stickdanny:*looks at the path* pretty Lon-
Gary:*meow*
Stickdanny:real long.
Master Shake:this is gonna be a pain in my ass. Quick to the Danger Cart!
Meatwad:not this again!
Master Shake:everyone get on! Meatwad you go and pull it.
Fireball:dude, I’m literally a ball of fire *shake throws water on fireball*
Shake:there, now let’s go!

Purple sans: This looks like it'll take a few hours, maybe even a few days.

Creative: How do you think our friends are doing in their cells?

*meanwhile*

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Stickdanny:definitely too

Creative: Well, let's not goof off, the more we goof off the longer it'll take.

Stickdanny:yeah!
Shake:go on Meatwad, GO ON!
Meatwad:*tries to pull faster* I..can’t...go...any...faster!

Creative: Usually journies like this where people in movies try to find someone or something take an hour and a half or a bit more, so this might not take long.

Master Shake:but first we need a pit stop, to the gas station store!
Stickdanny:go***amn it shake!

Creative: Well what can we get here?

Shake:some drinks, a bag of chips, something.
Stickdanny:this is gonna be a long journey

*a few minutes later*

Creative: Ok, that was delicious, but we need to go.

Master Shake:ok ok, whatever crybabies.
Meatwad:*pulling*
Master Shake:faster, faster Meatwad, those kidnapped people must’ve been raped or murdered.
Stickdanny:okay..
Luigi:have any of you see my bro?
Fireball:he’s kidnapped by someone that isn’t King Boo.
Luigi:oh... can I join in?
Callie:sure
Tails:count me in too. I noticed sonic getting trapped and kidnapped too.
Globox:you know what, me too.
Meatwad:*sighs and keeps pulling the danger cart*

*about 30 minutes later*

Creative: What kind of experiments do you think they're doing with the prisoners.

Weenie Burger:I bet they are taking their blood and fusing it with the robots to make an army.

Creative: Jesus that's dark. I think they are trying to trick people into thinking it's nice to be there while they try to kill them.

Fireball:yeah, that could be it Creative. *picks up phone and calls Mixmellow*

Creative: Hello, is mixmellow there?

Mixmellow:yeah I’m here.

Creative: How's it going in prison? Did they give you 1 potato chip for breakfast?

Mixmellow:they kinda gave us a lot of food like bacon and eggs

Creative: Oh.

Shake:speed up Meatwad!
Meatwad:ok! Ok! *speeds up*
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