*me watching sssniper wolf when I see this* bruh

ironic

Yes

.

Huh?

You make slime with glue

In pizza ads they mix cheese and glue and put it on the edge of the pizza to make it look cheesier

so slime is cheese's long lost brother

Oh

I thought it was cum

NO NO NO NO NO

My poor mind (even if it's not all that innocent) T~T

Ok

Me when I see the comments

Welp

Ig

?

Im agreeing to the bottom

O ok

Yeah :l

Oofers

Holy shet

Ehat

What

Nvm

?

(and I mean there are many reasons why we shouldn't be friends...)

What are the reasons

Reason 1:

I'm a heartless asshole. I don't genuinely care about anyone or anything, I haven't for years.

Try to guess reason 2(I'll tell you if you're right)

1A: ...

2A: I suck at guessing

1. Do you think that reason is a good enough reason?

2. :I

1A: No
2A: Yep :l

1. ...why not?

2. Welp :I

1A: Cause Im a a**hole too, see me at school without knowing me at all, you would tell
2A: :l

1. Ok.

2. Idk what to put here

3. I'm heartless, quite literally. Broken heart syndrome (that's a real thing, it is also called "takotsubo cardiomyopathy" :I) made me emotionless after a while, which is probably why I'm an asshole.

:l

Ok, this has now changed. I care two people :I

(If you already haven't please block me)

Im not blocking yiu

Why not?

Cause you are my friend

You still consider me a friend, even after what happened? Why...?

Just because I dont love you anymore doesnt mean Im your friend

Why bother being friends with someone worthless like me?

Your not worthless

Keep saying that. You can't convince me that I'm worth anything, no matter how hard you try.

-_-