This is my take on a similar meme by Aelfwine, but adapted for girls.

THERE AS AN ELF FROM GONDOLIN WITH PLAITS IN HER HAIR. BUT IN HER BROWN EYES THERE WAS A COLD, ICY STARE. THE LORE THAT SHE LEARNED MADE PEOPLE ASSUME THAT THERE WASN'T TOO MUCH LEFT IN THE UPPER ROOM. BUT NOW ALL THE POTTERHEADS TRIP WHEN EVER SHE SPEAKS, EVER SINCE SHE BECAME QUEEN OF THE; TOLKIEN FREAKS!!