KNOCK!

remember last time you did that...

Nah, he doesn't do that anymore. I have cured him (actually he just doesn't talk to me like that anymore lol)

oooo

*koncks in meehm mahn*

helo

YO SLUNKER WHAT R U DOING HERE????????????????????

Henol, do you requie satelite dihses?

*Ophenz dour* henlo?

henlo fren mayh I eenterust yu en sum ediubl flooihds

Yez.

*hans ovur ediubl flooihds*

*dronks*

Antyhtyng alse?

yas i hav dronkible sulids

Eyem noght loukyng fore dronkible sulids.

o

*knocks again*

Hello?

Hello, here. *Hands a 22 gauge shotgun*

*knocks with malicious Intent*

Hello?

*hides malicious Intent* hello

*pulls out rape whistle*
What's up?

What is that

A precaution.

A rape whistle ok.

Not like I'ma rape you but ok

I know, but it's also helpful if you try to kill me.

Ok *laughs* I wouldn't kill my friend

Okay.
So,what brings you here?

Everything. I knock on every door insee

I see*

Mkay. Can I get you anything?

hOw AbOuT aN iNvIsIbLe RaPe WhIsTlE

I don't have one. You can have mine though *hands over whistle c

ThAnK yOu KiNdLy

What's in your pockets?

Nothing

I don't have pockets

*steals jacket and puts it over my head*

Ok?

Are you done with that infernal racket?

Yw. Why did you need it?

So I cAn PlAy BeAuTiFuL mUsIc

*plugs ears in advance*

*plays BeAuTiFuL mUsIc on the rape whistle$

*stuffs earplugs in my ears*
*puts on soundproof headphones*
*puts pillow over head*

*continues the BeAuTiFuL mUsIc*

Come in.

*walks in* how r u?

Eh, I'm coolish. And you?

I'm all Bart'd out

O O F.

But you know, sometimes I soar as high as a bird

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Hehe...

¥~¥

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