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Q and A | I’M BORED SO I’M DOING A CRAB CULT Q AND A.  ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE CULT. ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT THE IDEALS OR HOW THE CULT HIERARCHY WORKS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
278 views 3 upvotes Made by JadeTheCrabHighPriest 4 years ago in Crab_Cult
53 Comments
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
are we allowed to hate on the gacha life and furries and can we eat lobster cause that's enemy
2 ups, 4y,
2 replies
You are allowed to not like Gacha and furries however when showing your dislike don’t go overboard, death threats, cussing, and vulgar name calling are not ok.
And yes you can eat unholy lobsters :)
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Hmm that reminds me got to pick up my lobster sushi
0 ups, 4y
Yum
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
yay
0 ups, 4y
:)
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0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
who are the crab king and queen.
what is the ideal crab spide crab, arrow crab, ghost crab, hermit crab, fiddler crab, or my peronal favorite coconut crabs.
0 ups, 4y
The crab king is Crab_King and the crab queen is RandomSuperNova
0 ups, 4y
The only ranks are, king, queen, high priest, and general.
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Is crab rave our anthem? Also are there rules against sushi? I’m hungry.
0 ups, 4y
🦀 Crab rave isn’t our anthem but it is a highly honorable Song, I might talk to the crab queen and king to see if we will include it as an anthem There are no rules against sushi, just do not talk about the eating of the holy crab on site. 🦀
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0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
Why can't I join? I'm not a homophobe
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1 up, 4y,
2 replies
well, let's find out with three questions... first, do you think homosexuals will go to hell, second, do you hate them, third, is it a sin, fourth, is it a mental illness?
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0 ups, 4y
That's 4 questions but ok
1. It depends. Now gay sex may not give you points with the big guy upstairs you'll probably have to do more than that to go to hell
2. No, I don't hate them.
3. Yes, it's a sin.
4. See, that conflicts me. It was on the list, but they removed it due to "equality". So, I'm not so sure on that one
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
i forgot to update that. four...no...actually, five questions. one more question, does homosexuality have connections with pedophedalia? (yes i know i'm mispelling it
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
No, it doesnt
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0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
ok, yes, that does count as homophobia.
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
sorry!
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0 ups, 4y
U*
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
What does? I'm a homophobe? Is that what I are saying?
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
"i are saying"?
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0 ups, 4y
U* dam auto
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
A_big_nerd answered it for me. 3. It is not a sin if you insist it’s a sin you cannot join the crab cult. 4. It is not a mental illness, they removed it from the list because there was no studies Proving was.
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
See, it is. But, it's not like they will go to hell for it. Everyone sins. You can't live a life and not sin. It's impossible. That's why there is a saying "nobody's perfect"
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
However since you believe it’s a sin you cannot join.
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
It is a sin. That's a fact. I believe that, but I don't hate it
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
It’s not a sin. There is nothing wrong with being gay. If you look at it and think it’s wrong then you are a homophobe. Homophobes are not allowed in the crab cult.
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I never said it was wrong. It is a sin. There isn't any denying that. But I don't think it's wrong
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
We do not need people who think LGBTQ is a sin in our cult.
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0 ups, 4y
*eye roll* whatever
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Where am I on the hiearchy.
what about crayfish or lobsters that don't eat crabs.
1 up, 4y,
2 replies
Your a crab cultist, it’s the basic rank that you receive when you join the cult.
Crayfish and lobsters are enemies of the cult, they consist of homophobes, crab eaters, and bullies.
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0 ups, 4y
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
oh ok
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
We don’t give out ranks a lot. There are on four ranked crabs, The high crabs, king queen and high priest, and then there is the crab general.
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
can you use my crab salute meme template
0 ups, 4y
Sure
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
0 ups, 4y,
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EVIL LOBSTER!!! MUST PURGE THEM FROM EXISTENCE
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0 ups, 4y
Wtf
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Dude, srsly. I was just joking
0 ups, 4y
0-0 Lobsters are evil!!! 0-0
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
What happens if we break a crab ideal? Just asking I haven't and don plan on it
0 ups, 4y,
2 replies
Depends on how severe it is, if it is bullying without reason or discrimination then you will get a strong warning. If it is really bad you will find yourself on the Anti-homophobe stream. If it is less severe such as a crab eating joke or an accident your will receive a warning. Overall the worse your behavior the worse the punishment
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0 ups, 4y
Okie
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Is there anything that would get you kicked out of the cult
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Yes, if you are in the anti-homophobe stream you will be unable to post and kicked out. All Ideals should be follows throughout the site and if it becomes clear you are breaking them on purpose you will be locked out
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
What's the anti homophobe stream
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
It is where I post homophobes with evidence as well as people who are complete lobsters
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Okie
0 ups, 4y
:)
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