Cursed comments about the pelicans eating children

what's wrong with that? I mean, I do that and nobody has been keeping away from me

Me: I'm the pelican who ate the children.

I'll eat you.

You're basically the child in my pelican stomach.
Lol, too late.

*cut stomach open with pocket knife* SIKE

R.I.P. pelican (me)
*sad piano and violin music plays*
🎹🎶🎻🎶

*Eats you*

I'm already eaten, lol.

*visible confusion*

That’s kinda offensive

Well there are 4 more rainbow icons after so suck it up buttercup
I’m not gay and I actually like the rainbow ones
I would keep them just to show it’s ok to be gay

I don't like rainbows in general do.you suck it up

How can I suck it up if I’m not complaining or being a pussy about anything

I'm not either so you can shut up

Yea you were
You were complaining about how you didn’t like the current icon

Whatever

I will eat the kids and the pelicans

Hey! Im not a pelican!

I don't care you're still tasty

I shall consume the human first